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Shit, it's a sentence, get in the car!

  • Nov. 20th, 2009 at 10:10 PM

Look at this. Me. Typing. Who woulda thunk it?

I'm feeling fairly cheerful, if headachey, eyeachey, heartachey and all the rest, so I thought I'd write a happy little entry to counter all of my usual emo-y self-piteous drivel :)

Tomorrow night I'm going to see New Moon. I kid you not. Because I will put up with such rubbish in the name of being a good friend [and perverse curosity] :D

The day after tomorrow I'm going to a geek convention, for things I'm not really a geek of, because I'm a good friend! Okay, now I'm just singing my own praises. We all know I don't do anything unless I'm gaining from it. Still, I do feel loved ^_^

Love for people! For once. Kind of.
Maybe.
Oh yeah. Love for /most/ people. No love for people who fuck with people I love. I need an axe. Can you stab love back into a relationship? And trust? And lust? ...Well I can damn well try!

I decided to write because I was watching the videos from my 18th and I find me and Amber hilarious. Nobody else does, which makes it funnier somehow :D

Amber: It's cold!
Me: Well put your trousers on then!!

Me: Shhhhh because the neighbours are sleeping! [It's hilarious, because I shout it xD ]

Various comments about how much I love Dalwinder [Not funny because I don't, but funny because, well, why am I thinking about Dalwinder?]

Me: We're recording this for posterity
Amber: Posterityy!!! ... Prostitutes! And prostates!

During all of it I was worrying about housekeeping.

You know what? Nobody but me cares about this :D I'll be quiet. Just know it is amazing :D Awesome night. Awesommmmme.

I'm so tall and lanky.

Today was nice. I wore makeup and my yukata and people said how nice I looked. Insulting as they think I look so terrible the rest of the time, but still. Kind of nice. Ish.
The person who admitted I'm not repulsive cheered me up. That wasn't prompted by the outfit.

I'll be quiet now.

Welcome to the Future

  • Nov. 11th, 2009 at 8:34 PM


Well, I suppose I am due another journal entry.
My eyes ache a little. This might not be very long.

Quick update on the cut and thrust of my excitement and intriegue-filled life! )

The Dalai Lama's my Homeboy

  • Oct. 10th, 2009 at 9:53 PM

I'm not even completely sure I've spelt that correctly.

Right. It's been a bit of a mad time recently, but I reckon I should post before Samhain just to finish off the year properly, so I'm writing this regardless.
Don't expect much of this to make sense. The tipsiness is giving way to the fatigue and it's complicating my sentence structure.
 

This turned into a vow to end the year on while I was writing it. )

Look at me! I am awesome!

  • Sep. 27th, 2009 at 5:20 PM

Not awesome in size, but in moral fibre and resolution.

Concerning art, and love, and why socks with eyes are great )

Bound in Servitude

  • Sep. 24th, 2009 at 8:21 PM

The past... The past past has been interesting, in the least.
I have put on The Lion King soundtrack so this won't be a depressing blog :D

This is to clear my head more than anything, but it's obviously not private  )

All of these men...

  • Sep. 3rd, 2009 at 12:14 AM

You WILL make beautiful art with me

  • Aug. 28th, 2009 at 1:57 PM

I am making you write something.

It doesn't have to be long. It doesn't have to be short. You don't even have to show me, if you don't want to.
It just has to be written.


Really this is an exercise in flexing my power. It's been a little too long since I've had control over a group of people, and my subconcious doesn't like being the beta female. Or the psi female.
But I rationalise this! Through art! Or rather, creative writing.

Take a prompt.
Write something about it.
Put it somewhere.
Anywhere.
Even nowhere.

Your muse is waiting:

A city, the streets paved with time
A train full of silent women, plowing into oblivion
Heads made of light
A small piece of blue cardboard
A plum, sweet and tart and cold
A were-goldfish, transforming into a wolf only at full moon
A weasel holidaying with two old women
Gryphons shouldn't marry
Vampires don't dance
A man who inherits a library card to the library in Alexandria
A rose bush, a nightingale, and a black rubber dog-collar
A man who falls in love with a paper doll
The sun setting over the parthenon
Shark's teeth soup
An old man in Snderland who owned the universe [It was in a jam-jar, inside a dusty cupboard under his stairs]
A sestina about silence, using the key words Dark, Ragged, Never, Screaming, Fire, Kiss
A biography of Keats, from the Lamia's viewpoint
Magical and alchemical traditions seen as a cargo cult
Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastes Paracelsus and Raymond Lulli were the same man

Get writing.

Go on then.


[[These prompts are from Calliope, one of The Sandman comics by Neil Gaiman. Some of them have been copied here word-for-word from the book, so I'm probably in breach of some copyright legislation. This has only been done to spread, well, primarily to make people write. People don't do that enough. The secondary reason is to get people perhaps interested in reading the book the prompts came from. I'm not claiming these ideas as mine because they're not. I didn't come up with them. Neil Gaiman did. He's a God, go read one of his books. Or just google him.]]

The curse of fanaticism

  • Aug. 26th, 2009 at 7:17 PM

This has just happened. Like, 20 seconds ago. Well, time is continuing now. Meh. You know what I mean.

I was sitting here at my computer, contemplating buying World/Infero Friendship Society CDs and Yuri/bondage tshirts. I was actually thinking about the BDSM in my life, and how it's there without the sex, and how it's.... It needs a blog of it's own.
And Dad called up the stairs: "There's a bit on the telly about graphic novels from the festival, Holly"
"Alright, I'll come down." *sets MSN status to away, even though no one was talking*
I hurried downstairs, walked into the living room and immediatly, without looking at the TV screen, after hearing only two words, proclaimed "It's Neil Gaiman." *looks*
"Is it?"
"Well it's his voice, his comic books on screen.   ... There, look, him."

I cut myself off halfway through a sentence to say "Oh look, it's death" and left the room talking about re-reading The Sandman and how I was going to post pics up on here. I was thinking about whether this would fit into a tweet or whether it deserved an entry here, and if I tweeted would I change my words from Neil Gaiman to @neilhimself.

I'm not upset. I'm not anything.

Edinburgh GET!

  • Aug. 23rd, 2009 at 11:41 PM

Is this going to be a micro-blog? Will I start it now and finish it later? Will I write an epic right now?
I don't know. Let's see.

I might even write in verse,
But I'm listening to music,
And wishing for a hearse
And wondering how much elephants weigh

No, no, prose will suffice. [Seriously, I am listening to music, I can't count the syllables properly]

 

Ahhhhhh life is gooood ^_^ )
Edit: They're called Zen Zen Zo. There are videos of their performance that night up on youtuve courtesy of Sparra33, if you're interrested, but my advice is don't watch them. They're nowhere near as good as them live. The videos are just flat. It's like watching theatre on video, it's just a bit dull, it loses all the atmosphere. [But if you're going to ignore this adivce, do it quickly: topless women and youtube rarely coexist for long]

Edit again: They're a Buto group. It's modern japanese dance. They're in beautiful agony. Thank you AFP and the BBC!

Of dead girls and old men

  • Aug. 18th, 2009 at 9:41 PM

If my sophisticated porn company ever branch off into necrophilia, we will name a film that. Or maybe a series: One man, one graveyard, six fresh graves. Watch Larry as he desecrates the resting places of these busty, sexy women. I.....I'm really not going to go on. I think that's hilarious, but it's actually really sick, isn't it?

Anyway, BLOG
Only a short one. No relevence to Descartes. Unless this blog is the creation of an evil demon... )

Nippon part 1

  • Aug. 14th, 2009 at 2:13 PM

This blog will get written. There's so much to say, it's going to take ages.... :/
But yes, I have returned from my epic Japan adventure!
 

Due to unforseen circumstances [my own stupidity], this is not as long as it could have been... )


 

Itinerary and a quick goodbye

  • Jul. 23rd, 2009 at 11:59 AM

25-29th July: Tokyo, Prince Park Tower Hotel
29-31st July: Kanazawa, Crowne Plaza ANA
31st July-3rd August: Kyoto, Hotel Okura
3-4th August: Miyajima, Momiji-so [the ryokan]
4-8th August: Tokyo, Hotell Nikko


When Dad reappears I'll stick itinerary above this.
I just wanted to say a quick bye to everyone, because I haven't really said it to many people and we're driving down to the airport in 5 hours. Bye :)
I should be a lot more excited. I'm excited in that way that you don't feel it, you just know it.  That doesn't feel right. I think I'm a little nervous, actually. Usually when I'm going away i know what to expect because we've been there before, or it's not that far from home. Tomorrow I'm flying furhter than I've ever been before, to the other side of the world, to a country I know little about and no nobody in.
Right, itinerary.
Internet perverts, come and rape me now.  [It's a lot more likely that we will die and you'll have to come and find the bodies than it is that some randomer off the internet will start stalking me in Japan...]

The ryokan will be an experience. Nobody speaks english, all the meals are traditional japanese cuisine, there aren't any beds, only futons... To be honest, it sounds amazing. I'm sure maria will detest it and make our ives a misery while we're there though, so I've not got my hopes up. Actually, I'm pretty sure she'll hate the whole country and persecute us for it. She's a fucking lunatic.

Well, that's it. I'm off. Wish me luck. I might bring you back some nice presents if you ask me politely :)

Why my life is awesome

  • Jul. 18th, 2009 at 9:08 PM


My life is awesome. I mean, this evening and yesterday morning were fucking awful, but last night and today were pretty damn good. Why? Because my friends and my ex-surrogate family [that is how they will be known from now on] are bloody amazing. They really are.

 

The happiest blog I have ever written? Probably. )

The Minotaurs in my ears sound like wasps

  • Jul. 11th, 2009 at 3:12 PM

I seriously wanted to die to stop the suffering on friday afternoon [uh, yesterday, I should say] but it was SO worth it.  I have- wait for it- labyrinthitis. How awesome is that?? It really is ^_^_^ *madglee*
It just keeps getting better. Seriously. Read on.
 

Send in the Argonauts! )

I am trying to be jolly :)

  • Jun. 30th, 2009 at 8:37 PM


Honest.

I keep saying I'll only write posts when I'm in a good mood, but when I'm in a good mood I don't want to moan at everyone, and what do I have to write about other than everything I hate? Wow. That's really bad isn't it? Ah well. The point is I come across as a whiny emo bitch which is not how most people see me. Maybe that is who I am, but this is the internet. I could be a 55-year old man. Maybe I am...?

 

It's a rant about how I'm not a rapist! Yay! )

Jun. 16th, 2009

  • 1:40 PM

This is going to be ridicuosly personal and probably quite boring for those living outside of my head, but I've just had a moment of perfect clarity where I knew I must discuss this with the internet. This is actually really dull, and long, and quite personal. Don't read it unless you really want to, you won't enjoy it. )

The Life and Times of Other People

  • Jun. 12th, 2009 at 9:12 PM

Neighbours should demand signatures when returning packages left at their house by postmen [/women/people]. There are reasons why I'm known locally as Sheldon, but you're not going to understand that. Unless you do.

 

 

 


 

This got longer than I expected. But it's not too long. Or it is. Either way, click. Or don't click. I don't own you. )

Sage in space!

  • May. 29th, 2009 at 2:58 PM


I'm not dead! And I'm fairly cheerful! It's a miracle!!

 

Cut :) )

Pretty girls make Graves

  • May. 8th, 2009 at 7:51 PM

RARGH
I'M NOT GOING TO DEPRESSED WHILE I'M WRITING THIS
I DON'T EVEN CARE IF I'M GOING TO FAIL AT LIFE AND HAVE NO PURPOSE AND END UP JUST LIKE MY [God bless her soul] MOTHER, AND THEN DIE ON THE DOLL [dole?] AND HAVE WASTED MY ENTIRE LIFE AND DIE ALONE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE AND DIE


ALRIGHT?

 

Happy music time. )

Newsflash: Poison will hurt you!

  • Apr. 23rd, 2009 at 6:56 PM